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Dad: "When a boy asks how you like your eggs in the morning…say "Unfertilized"
Me: You know, people usually break their new years resolution. So maybe I should resolve to get fat a lazy.
Dad: And just think, you made it there on the first day!
Dad: "Deer! Look a deer!….Oh wait no, it's only a dog."
Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link?
Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box.
Mom: How am I supposed to copy and paste the internet? Are you trying to trick me?!
Me: "Um dad…that's a goat."
(My sister, Mom, Dad, and Me sitting at the dinner table)
Mom:You girls are smart, So dont marry a guy you meet in a bar
Me: Uh ok.
Dad: HEY WE MET IN A BAR!
Mom:My point exactly.
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