What a bad wife I am

Okay I am going to paint you a picture think of the movie Hitch. got it okay now think of the part where will smith has an allergic reaction to something and his face and lips get all big. Now think of Nate. Yep Nate ate something that caused him to have a severe allergic reation. I can't even describe how funny this was to me atleast the first time this happened about 3 weeks ago. He came home from a meeting Sunday evening and came upthe stairs covering his mouth. I asked him what was wrong and when he said that his lips were all swolen I made him move his hand. This is the part that I turn into a very bad wife. when he removed his hands and he had the most giant lips I have ever seen (this is not an exageration when he made a kissy face his lips were as big as the palm of my hand) and try as I might I just couldn't stop laughing at him. I laughed even when I couldn't see his lips anymore and sometimes just the thought of it still seems to make me chuckle. I did feel really bad but for some reason I just couldn't stop laughing at him. Anyway jumping to yesturday it all happened again except this time I did not laugh. I didn't but all of the nursing staff at the ER did. I took Nate into the ER and every single nurse found some excuse to come into the room to see him. I do not know how they kept a straight face. I asked Nate if it made him mad that they all had to come and look at the big lipped man. but he was a good sport and just said that he would want to see it to. I wish that I would of been able to take a picture but Nate wouldn't let me. I wish all of you would one day be able to see a person with swollen lips and I wonder how long it takes you to laugh at it too.

ugh laundry the bain of my existance

If I could have a maid do one thing for me every week it would be my darn laundry. I am so fed up with laundry. I do so many loads a week and I can never keep up with it. I do no less then 10 loads of laundry a week. I do atleast 3 loads of towels, 2 loads of red, 1 load of whites, atleast 2 loads of blue, and 2 loads of jeans. I start Monday and I swear it never stops. My stupid dryer takes about 2 hours to dry the towels so essentially the towels take ALL day long. Sorry for the vent. Just out of curiosity what is the your bain of exhistance?

I thought that this was hilarious

I can't believe this I didn't cheat. I didn't even know that Dr.Pepper was an option but it made me laugh to find out I was one. Too bad it's not diet.

You Are Dr. Pepper

You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you. People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do. Your best soda match: Root Beer Stay away from: 7 Up

What Kind of Soda Are You?

Good Advice

I thought that this was so true. Thank you Carolyn for passing this on to me.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

This is a well made tribute to President Hinckley. I really enjoyed watching this. Check it out.