Text between My friend who was made at my daughter and for eating all of the cake and me pretending to be my daughter.
B- Dear little girl,
How dare you. How could you eat all the cake? I was looking forward to it for the past week. I haven't eaten anything for 4 days because I wanted to save my stomach for such deliciousness. I might pass out of hunger on the drive home, and hit a herd of ducks... and I will be very badly injured. I hope your happy. How do you sleep at night?
Much Love,
Auntie B-
Dear Auntie B-
The cake was delish I saved a piece in the freezer. I am eating it right now. I don't think I can finish so I am going to throw the rest out.
Much love,
Little girl
B- Message send error code 34443- the person you are trying to contact is currently dying in a ditch. With ducks. Lots of ducks.
B- Dear little girl,
How dare you. How could you eat all the cake? I was looking forward to it for the past week. I haven't eaten anything for 4 days because I wanted to save my stomach for such deliciousness. I might pass out of hunger on the drive home, and hit a herd of ducks... and I will be very badly injured. I hope your happy. How do you sleep at night?
Much Love,
Auntie B-
Dear Auntie B-
The cake was delish I saved a piece in the freezer. I am eating it right now. I don't think I can finish so I am going to throw the rest out.
Much love,
Little girl
B- Message send error code 34443- the person you are trying to contact is currently dying in a ditch. With ducks. Lots of ducks.
But really could you be mad at this face?
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